Grandpa always liked making up answers for questions that children usually asked. Here are a few:
He had a mole on his forehead right above his eyes. Children used to touch it and ask what it was. Grandpa replied "Well, you see I am a direct descendant of the Unicorn"
Whenever Grandpa knew something and a child asked "How did you know that? Grandpa would reply "I paid attention when I went to school"
Christopher was once singing kindergarten songs and Grandpa started singing with him. When Christopher asked him how he knew them Grandpa said "I paid attention when I went to school." "Oh yeah then sing the one about the Five Little Cookies" Grandpa didn't bat an eye when he told him "You see Christopher when Grandpa went to school we didn't have cookies so we couldn't sing about them." Of course Christopher felt sorry for him and taught it to him.
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